Artemis Fowl's C-Cube: The Ultimate Hacking Machine

The books kids read today strike me as a lot more interesting than most of what I read in school. Furthermore, the boring old book report has been supplanted by more engaging formats. For example, my son recently recruited me to perform in his trailer for The Eternity Code, a project he produced for his 6th grade English teacher. This book is the third in Eoin Colfer's gripping Artemis Fowl series about an Irish boy criminal mastermind who discovers and befriends secret, subterranean, high-tech fairies.

Exclusive Episode of The Office

My friend Christine Crawford is moving to Wisconsin this week, as she and her husband begin an exciting new chapter in their lives. But her gain is Bessemer's loss, as Christine has been our California office manager, and my assistant, for 13 years. Anyone who has worked with me knows that Christine is a star, and she will be missed.

To say goodbye to Christine, my kids have performed this souvenir for her:

I was a Drunken Mohel